I love re-doing online chain letters...

On facebook I read a post that a female friend of mine placed on her wall.  It stated the following:

Whatever u give a woman, she’ll make it greater. Give her sperm; she’ll give u a baby. Give her a house; she’ll make it a home. Give her groceries; she’ll make u a meal.< Give her a hug and she’ll give u her heart.> She multiplies & enlarges whatever she’s given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shi...t" Post this on your wall if you agree!

After reading it, I said "ok, now this is some destiny's child, pro-women, bullshit propaganda.  I'm gonna keep it real with a rebuttal.

Here is my "ESSAYBEATS.COM" edit...

Give her sperm, she will undermine it cause she probably got some from other doners a month or two ago that to her eyes was "MUCH BETTER" but will lie to you and say you're the best. Give her a house, her ass will expect u to get her a car next. Give her groceries, she'll argue how women are not "meant" to be in the kitchen in 2010. Give her a ... See Morehug, she'll ask "why you so nice? what you been up to? Any other bitch around?". She will be over-dramatic and will try to turn everything into a negative if she had a bad day.

So if you give her crap, be ready to remind her of all the shit you have given her and her ass better realize the reality and keep her eye on the prize or she can lose it all.

LOL.